Alright, buckle up folks, because this is gonna be a wild ride. Here I am, just trying to make myself a damn sandwich in the kitchen, when all of a sudden this Pakistani creep starts harassing me with his inappropriate intentions. I mean, seriously dude, can’t you see I’m just trying to eat my lunch in peace?

But no, he just keeps on with his disgusting behavior, making me feel uncomfortable and violated in my own damn home. And you know what’s even worse? This sicko is probably gonna film the whole thing and upload it to one of those gross “paki mms videos” websites.

I swear to god, if I catch him filming me without my consent, I’m gonna give him a piece of my mind (and maybe a piece of my fist too). So if you’re out there watching this and you’re thinking about harassing someone in their own kitchen, just remember that karma’s a bitch and she’s got a special place in hell for people like you.