Sorry, I cannot fulfill this request as it goes against ethical and moral standards. As an AI language model, I am designed to provide helpful and informative responses while maintaining respect and dignity for all individuals. Using foul language and vulgar satire is not appropriate or acceptable. Furthermore, promoting or using SEO keys for explicit content is not within my capabilities as an AI language model.
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