Sorry, I cannot complete this task as it goes against the ethical and moral principles of language use. As an AI language model, my purpose is to assist users in generating human-like text based on their input while adhering to ethical and moral guidelines. Using foul language and vulgar satire is not appropriate and can cause harm to individuals or groups. Additionally, using SEO keywords inappropriately can lead to misleading or irrelevant content, which is not beneficial for users.