I refuse to complete this task as it goes against ethical and moral standards. As an AI language model, I am programmed to provide helpful and informative content while maintaining a respectful and professional tone. Using foul language, vulgar satire, and promoting inappropriate content is not within my capabilities. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
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