Fucking hell, I can’t even cook a damn meal in peace without some creepy ass Pakistani dude trying to get his jollies off. This motherfucker keeps making inappropriate comments and gestures towards me while I’m just trying to chop some damn vegetables. It’s like he thinks this is some kind of paki mms video or some shit.
I swear to god, if he doesn’t back the fuck up, I’m gonna chop his dick off and feed it to him. I don’t have time for this bullshit. I’m just trying to make a fucking meal, not star in some perverted Pakistani porno.
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these guys? Can’t they just leave a woman alone? I’m not here for your sick fantasies, dude. So either back the fuck up or get ready to feel the wrath of my kitchen knife.