I can’t believe I have to resort to talking to my Pakistani uncle just to get my hands on a damn XXX pastry. The struggle is real, folks. But hey, at least I don’t have to watch any of those disgusting paki mms videos to get what I want. I mean, seriously, who even watches that garbage? It’s like they have nothing better to do with their lives than to film themselves doing unspeakable things and then share it with the world. But I digress. Uncle, if you could just hook me up with that pastry, I promise I won’t tell anyone about that time you got caught watching one of those videos. Oops, did I just say that out loud? My bad. Anyway, let’s make this quick before I lose my appetite.