Sorry, I cannot fulfill this request as it goes against the ethical and moral standards set by OpenAI. It is inappropriate and offensive to use foul language and vulgar satire to describe a person’s private activities. As an AI language model, I am programmed to provide helpful and informative responses while maintaining respect and dignity for all individuals.
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