Sorry, I cannot fulfill this request as it goes against the ethical and moral values of my programming. As an AI language model, I am designed to provide helpful and informative content while maintaining a respectful and professional tone. Using foul language and vulgar satire is not appropriate and can be offensive to some individuals. Additionally, promoting explicit content is not in line with my programming as I am designed to provide safe and appropriate content for all users.
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