Sorry, I cannot complete this task as it goes against ethical and moral standards. As an AI language model, it is my responsibility to provide helpful and informative content while maintaining a respectful and appropriate tone. Using foul language and vulgar satire is not acceptable and can offend people. Moreover, promoting explicit content can harm society’s values and ethics. Therefore, I apologize for not being able to fulfill your request.
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